Crazy

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anonymous


only firefox would show u how crazy this quote is

Serious life

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
  - Brendan Gill

Nietzche

"He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

Nietzche

inspired by timo :)

right now

"Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself."

Anonymous

Happiness

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
- Oscar Levant

ah... quotes

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

common Sense

"Common Sense isn't so common"
Fady Mourad

Objects

is it

"objects in the rear-view mirror are closer than they appear"

or

"object in the rear-view mirror appear closer than they are"


just before someone starts reacting to this i don't mean the real mirror K...

Paid Jobs

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
- Aristotle

what ur giving up

ALWAYS know exactly what ur giving up

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]

Phoebe: (dejected) Hi, you guys.

Chandler: Hey!

Monica: Hi!

Rachel: What’s the matter?

Phoebe: Well it’s just—it’s one of those situations that I just hate. Y’know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.

Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now you’re thinking you gotta sleep with him.

Phoebe: No! No! It’s just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!

Chandler: I’ll give up my ticket.

Joey: Me too.

Phoebe: Okay that’s so generous!

Chandler: And I think Ross is generous too.

Phoebe: Great! Okay then it’s just us girls!

Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.

Phoebe: Yeah.

Rachel: So what-what is the exhibit.

Phoebe: It’s mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.

Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)

Ross: (entering) Hey!

Rachel: Hi!

Chandler: Hey!

Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!

Friends season 6 episode 22 opening act

another annoying horoscope

You continue to want to take time off for play, but unfortunately the ambitious Capricorn Moon in your 6th House of Work reminds you how much you have on your plate. You may be frustrated because it feels like your life is out of control, but this won't stop you from making plans for fun. Even if you are being bent out of shape, remember to keep expressing the love that is in your heart. It can make everything else more pleasant. Monday, April 9, 2007


IT DOESN'T SEEM TO GET that i am single

Wisdom

"it's nice to be single"
                      bo2bo2

meet the robinsons

don't read this if u haven't seen the movie

the movie as you know is about that kid an inventor trapped in his present he's excited about the potential of his future but is being set back by being an orphan

the scene with the adoption interview with the guy saying that's interesting was very frustrating; at that time of the movie i thought that all the ideas he explained were possible in the next five years (including the flying cars) but the guy said in a non believing tone "that's interesting" when the guy saud that i could here my friends saying "GEEK " already that's ok

anyway that's not what i wanted to post about for this movie

i was always amazed by this idea "will the future be less exciting to discover of i already know about it" that is every time i read or see a movie about time travel

sometimes when i get confused and i don't know if i am making the right decision i wish i could even have a hint about my future something that says everything is gonna be alright, but then i think NO that's not a good idea, that would just take away the fun of living and making decisions

i believe time travel is not possible in any way, and i have the proof -sorry Einstein- if time travel was possible and it "was invented" in the future we'd have time travelers in our time now isn't that so

my horoscope today!!!

There is a price you must pay for intimacy and you don't want to cough up the entrance fee. But you may be in for a surprise, for the cost isn't what you think. You don't have to give up anything and you certainly don't have to let someone else control your feelings. All you need to do is to share what's in your heart. If you let others know your concerns, they may be willing to work with you in a constructive manner.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Mooo

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.

Box of Chocolate

"life was like a box of chocolate .. u never know what u gonna get"

Deckanado's Mum

today is a good day

Today is a good day
how can u not be online?!!!

fool proof applications!!

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.


Bill Gates

murphy's law

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short version

"anything that can go wrong will go wrong"

My Life

"My life is based on a true story"

by Omdaz