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focus VS Interruptions

this weeke end i realized something that we live in a series of endless interruptions actually we interrupt the interruptions to live our life

this qualifies for playing Games , listnning to music , watching a movie even @ work

it's really hard to keep track of whatever ur doing yesterday i was playing NFS underground II i stopped the race used ALT + TAB to order from otlob.com then continued everyone in the house decided that i should answer the door and of course i had to eat then when we finished i played for like one more minute then we cleaned up

and when the race finished it said 4 minutes : 22 seconds which actually started just b4 the delivery man came and ended like 30 minutes later

i was playing a network game with my firends and this guy , i donno who he is a friend of a friend calls asking for e-mule settings which makes all my friends annoyed waiting for me to finish the phone call

same goes for work deploying an application Alo Ana 3awez kaza we kaman kaza 7'alass ok we ba3deen ana 3awez kaza we belmara kaza

yoooh 3awez a concentrate

First time i saw this pic i laughed for 3 mins

well i don't expect everyone to laugh @ it it's like a technical joke

a friend of mine Hassan has sent me this picture it's about software development cycle

for years and years everyone in the industry had a theory about software development

it's a cycle of events aiming for the release and billing of a software

well this is the funniest theory of all

Quetar al mofaga2aaat

I just got came from alexandria , i missed my train

which is one of the niceset things that could happen to you annoyed i though i couldn't be more annoyed but when i got to the reservation office i knew that the next seat would be the second day @ 11 am which is like 2 hours past my work starts i'll be missng like 5 hurs of the day if i get on that train any way i think it was kind of my mistake to be late for the train

the problem begins when i see a friend of mine standing on the platform waiting for the next train to arrive so i decided to wait with him and pass the journey standing ; "ana Asta-hel kol elly yegraly" ma 3aleena i was most astonished to find a seat with a number and 3 reservations , then another pair of seats with two reservations , and wait the whole carrige is like that

every single passenger in the carrige was waiting for the conductor to come resolve the confilict , finally he comes saying , ah yes this happens we have two types of booking one with computers and the other is manual so the confilict comes cuz of that,

anyway

the passengers show two of the same type of ticket and the guy just blames the guy on the booking office and swears and says inappropriate words and wana maly ana 2a3melloko eh

ma 3aleena

ma 3aleena

7arb El 3awalem

This is the second time for my blog that i write something about steven spielberg

if you hav not seen the movie war of the worlds c it b4 u read this :

the movie has one clear message, which is weird for someone with Spielbergs history , mostly Speilberg directs movies that show how small and helpless we are towards a higher intelligence species , the movie would seem about that

but it ends with the narrators voice (which i think is stevens voice) saying that man deserves to be the rulere of this planet as he became able to live ammong those small "Deadly" organisms

the movie shows that our environment tends to fight change may be we should respect that , or ....... i think it's late and my brain is not functionning good enough i just feel lucky to have watched that movie

Crazy

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.

yesterday i cooked

really

this was my first time ever to cook i cooked besellah (Peas)

i have been living on fast food for almost a year now , i decided Nooo this is no life i'll have to cook to eat something bel dem3a akl masry mesabbek

sa2lt Ommy el seboo3 elly fat fel agaza

she told me how to do thigs i had no time to practice in ALex so my first field experiment was in here fe baytena al 3amer bel 7adaye2

i took the onions it was nice to know how much tears a wife shed to prepare a meal for her husband , i don't know 3ashan ana 3'asheem walla this is how it is but i was tearing to the point that i was unable to open my eyes cuz of the pain

when i finished

i decided to go wash my face so i can see

i have put the onion in el 7alla with oil and put iy on the stove , ok this is where the cooking started

i stired for a while when it began to smell nice (this was the happiest moment in the experiment) i had a jar of tomatoe paste ready i have put 3 spoonfulls of it

it then looked really weird i don't ever remember it looking like that @ home evere

i thought something is missing

....

........

.........

yeah

it's missing water

yeah yeah

well mum didn't tell me nothing about water so how much water should i be having ?

that was a very dangerous question especially when dealing with my experience of cooking

any way i poured some water like three cups then it was cool i have been confused for a while but then i realized i'd just put the pease stir and

oh the salt

i left it to boil for a while and ate it

it wasn't perfect but i cooked it

First Time in Human History

this was sent to my email today

it's really wierd they say a lot of stuff like this but will we really c that

The Red Planet (MARS) is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history.
The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.
The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of - 2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. By August 27, Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot.
At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. by the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Share this with your family, friends, children and grandchildren !!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW TO REDUCE STRESS

1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No, to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you to do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.,
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough exercise.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.
20. While driving, listen to a tape that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write thoughts and inspirations down.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good "Thank you, Jesus!"
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but yourself not at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before.
GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
"If God is for us, who can be against us?" (Romans 8:31)
My instructions were to send this to four people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you. I decided to end it to more than four, because I didn't want to limit blessings.
Have A Happy Day!